[And Noel blinks, sitting up in her bed. She... didn't remember going to sleep, did she? This is her bedroom, but she didn't go to bed...

...and then she notes that there is someone in the bed with her, and it's not even the man who's supposed to be her husband, and she bolts out of bed with a startled yelp.]W-w-who are you...?! Why are you in our ( Read more... )

[Just a normal day in the Redfield household...

...when Noel yelps, and something explodes violently in the kitchen. She has just discovered why exactly you don't put unopened soup cans in the microwave. There is tomato paste not just all in the microwave, but - having blown the door off of the device - sprayed across the floor as well ( Read more... )